That’s me in the “Command Center” known as the messy living room of my one-bedroom apartment in central Florida. I work from home (which means anywhere) full time for Optum Workers’ Comp* (which used to be PMSI, then Helios, now Optum) as a Power BI and SSRS developer; I’ve been there since 2011 after being laid off from AT&T in 2007 and being unemployed for nearly four years during to the Great Recession. I’ve lived in Lakeland, Plant City, and Tampa, Florida, and now live a bit south of Clermont in unincorporated Lake County, Florida, near the Disney tourist trap.
I arrived here in Florida in 2000 after being born and raised in Orange County, California, and graduating from Vanguard University of Southern California (then Southern California College) in 1996 with a bachelors degree cum laude in in religion with emphasis in pastoral ministry. Never got to fully apply that degree, though, because in 2005 I morally disqualified myself from pastoral ministry after admitting to a pornography addiction I had since my teens (that is the subject of a separate talk). Needless to say, I’m not the shining example of how to be a perfect Christian, just an example of one who lives in the mercy and grace of a sovereign God; and that, dear reader, that has nothing to do with me. I have a church home in nearby Celebration where I can receive instruction and accountability from other guys; the pastor there was an intern for John Piper.
I am also Type 1 Autistic (I guess that’s what the DSM-V calls “Asperger Disorder” now, since the condition’s namesake, Hans Asperger, was a Nazi scientist and eugenicist and the APA wants to distance itself from such people). Type 1 means I have features of autism (repetitive behaviors, social adjustment issues, &c.) but am able to live independently with little, if any, intervention other than medication to slow things down so I can respond instead of react to the world around me.
Over the years I’ve been married (almost sight-unseen), divorced (because of the second paragraph above), married again (this time to my junior-high crush), and finally widowed, so I have lived on my own since 2016. To keep myself from becoming a hermit in my own apartment I have annual passes to nearby Walt Disney World, Universal Orlando, Kennedy Space Center, and all the SeaWorld-owned parks in the U.S. (although I only visit the ones in Florida—SeaWorld Orlando and Busch Gardens Tampa Bay). I’m known to pack one of my laptops (either my personal or work one) and do “office hours” from a table in Tomorrowland or a open-air nook in EPCOT.
If you haven’t figured out from reading this blog, I am fascinated by personal informatics and data and visualizations of the same (which makes my day job loads of fun). I track the places I’ve been to, the drives I take, and my continuous location 24/7, as well as health metrics and whatever else I can measure with an app or log.
—Clermont, Florida • March 15, 2025
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